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YOX
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Posted: May 1, 2012 12:09 PM (Msg. 1 of 27)
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Woman and swan. Swan and woman. WTF? 
The pictures are not so great, but still.........not something you see every day.
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JFL Live
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Posted: May 1, 2012 12:32 PM (Msg. 2 of 27)
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That's "down" right different!
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Wingman1969
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Posted: May 1, 2012 12:34 PM (Msg. 3 of 27)
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Odd how much that woman looks like my ex's mother.
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Braids
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Posted: May 1, 2012 02:57 PM (Msg. 4 of 27)
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Ok - first I have a hard time imagining your personality trapped in an office  What do you do? It must be fun being your co-worker!
Second - what the hell? Who takes a swan on a walk through a city?!! And look how she's dressed - suburbanite? I would really like to know the story behind that one. She must have had that Swan since it was an egg. Swans can be VERY aggressive. Don't mess with her - cuz the swan will not take it well!
braids
Edited by Braids on May 1, 2012 at 02:59 PMEdited by Braids on May 1, 2012 at 03:00 PM
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Quote:Dom-n-o wrote:
I just read this whole (^*%&^%^())_(& thread.
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6. Braids is a bona-fide goddamn genius on this subject. She saved me a lot of typing. 
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MadCow
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Posted: May 1, 2012 03:05 PM (Msg. 5 of 27)
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That's kinda...weird...
Is she hitting it with a stick?
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Yooper
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Posted: May 1, 2012 03:07 PM (Msg. 6 of 27)
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Quote:MadCow wrote:
That's kinda...weird...
Is she hitting it with a stick?
Looks like she is using it like a hog cane, you don't hit them, you sort of direct them where you want them to go. With hogs anyway, just a light touch works.
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MadCow
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Posted: May 1, 2012 03:55 PM (Msg. 7 of 27)
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Quote:Yooper wrote:
Looks like she is using it like a hog cane, you don't hit them, you sort of direct them where you want them to go. With hogs anyway, just a light touch works.
Ok cool...I was gonna say 
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mattsunn
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Posted: May 1, 2012 04:23 PM (Msg. 8 of 27)
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Quote:Wingman1969 wrote:
Odd how much that woman looks like my ex's mother. Is that because of the stick?
Ten minutes to Wapner
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Braids
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Posted: May 1, 2012 04:37 PM (Msg. 9 of 27)
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Quote:MadCow wrote:
Ok cool...I was gonna say
You can "herd" a flock of domestic birds by being the biggest bird. Use your arms like wings. Walk behind the group and whichever direction you want them to go wave your opposite "wing" in a sweeping motion. To urge them ahead us both wings if they are starting to spread out. I walked a mixed group of chickens, ducks, a canadian goose, farm goose, and I can't remember what else over a 1/4 mile this way.
Worked like a charm.
braids
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Quote:Dom-n-o wrote:
I just read this whole (^*%&^%^())_(& thread.
Points:
6. Braids is a bona-fide goddamn genius on this subject. She saved me a lot of typing.
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WarEagle
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Posted: May 1, 2012 04:39 PM (Msg. 10 of 27)
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Braids, have you ever herded cats with any success?
Always speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
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Braids
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Posted: May 1, 2012 04:41 PM (Msg. 11 of 27)
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Quote:WarEagle wrote:
Braids, have you ever herded cats with any success?
Only with food.
And only if they're hungry!  Independent little cusses!
I'm sure my cat sits back and just laughs at the dog. Wondering why in the hell the dog does what I ask it to.
braids
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Quote:Dom-n-o wrote:
I just read this whole (^*%&^%^())_(& thread.
Points:
6. Braids is a bona-fide goddamn genius on this subject. She saved me a lot of typing.
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steveinsandiego
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Posted: May 1, 2012 05:51 PM (Msg. 12 of 27)
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Quote:Braids wrote:
Second - what the hell? Who takes a swan on a walk through a city?!! And look how she's dressed - suburbanite?
THAT lady takes a swan for a walk thru the city!
how who's dressed? the swan or the lady?
the only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
actor paul fix
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WarEagle
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Posted: May 1, 2012 07:01 PM (Msg. 13 of 27)
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Sally is not gonna like this.
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RiderVT
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Posted: May 1, 2012 07:39 PM (Msg. 14 of 27)
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Is there a mental institution near your office?
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T-Bone
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Posted: May 1, 2012 08:28 PM (Msg. 15 of 27)
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Quote:WarEagle wrote:
Sally is not gonna like this.
I was waiting for this...
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kitkat
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fag anyone?
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Posted: May 2, 2012 12:25 PM (Msg. 16 of 27)
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YOX FFS  you had the perfect chance to chuck your laptop on top of that damn bird from hell, 
It probably had its extended family members holding that poor womans family hostage, and was escorting her to the nearest hole in the wall on the threat of being pecked, pinched and drowned in spit  they are the Taliban of birds I tell you, seen two of those bastards by the lake with backpacks on 
ow god will the nightmares ever end 
True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.
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Mike
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Posted: May 2, 2012 01:12 PM (Msg. 17 of 27)
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Them ferners are weird.
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AussieIntruder
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Posted: May 2, 2012 01:45 PM (Msg. 18 of 27)
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Quote:YOX wrote:
Woman and swan. Swan and woman. WTF?
The pictures are not so great, but still.........not something you see every day.
Evil minded bitch took the swan to the super market to check the size of the roasting dish she is going to need, come December
Thought for the day
never hold your farts in.
they travel up yuh spine, into yuh brain and thats where s**tty ideas come from!!!!!!
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Frodo
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Posted: May 2, 2012 02:06 PM (Msg. 19 of 27)
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I would rather take a Tiger for a walk! Those sum-bitches are mean!
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AussieIntruder
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Posted: May 2, 2012 02:08 PM (Msg. 20 of 27)
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hey Doc my hen stopped laying those golden eggs
Thought for the day
never hold your farts in.
they travel up yuh spine, into yuh brain and thats where s**tty ideas come from!!!!!!
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